Friday, February 15, 2013

SAW!!

Let me preface this with, I have never watched nor been to a wrestling match before. :) here's how it went down..

What does one wear to Southern Allstar Wrestling (pronounced wrastling). I was a little worried we would stand out, so I went with just a black shirt and jeans. I needn't have worried, it wouldn't matter what we wore - we would have stood out.

We drove to the place, since it was about 30 degree outside. When we arrived, the parking lot was almost full and about 50% of the fans were standing out front smoking or working on their 1994 model Chevys. We pulled up in the scion and were immediately stared at. We walked right in like we knew what we were doing, when we obviously didn't. The door guy didn't say a word to us. So Sam asked, "is this, I'm assuming the wrestling place?" Dude was like "yeah". So, then Sam asked him if we had to pay, so he proceeded to tell us it was $10 to get in! Sam quoted him the website said first timers get in for free. He tried to tell us that stopped 2 months ago, but let us in for free anyway.

So we get in and find a seat next to a nice looking couple, the woman was wearing a sparkly hat and white men's shirt and no pants. That's right, no pants. The gentleman asked us if it was our first time at the place. I said yes. He then asked if we were rascal fans. I didn't even know what that meant. So just said , who is that? He also asked if we were on our honeymoon. Yeah, because we would go to a wrestling match on our honeymoon.

So, they played the national anthem and the match started. It was ok I guess. Some guys in spandex pretended to hit each other. One guy had a white sword painted on his pants. One guy brought his own chair to the ring to hit his opponent with. That was pretty awesome. His girl had on a neck brace. But my all time favorite guy looked just like the long haired bad guy from Twin Peaks. The Fire Walk With Me guy. If you know who I'm talking about, then you know why I was really creeped out by this wrestler. Oh, and apparently they were taping this for the CW. So it's possible we'll actually be on TV at some point. I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

I suppose if we lived up here permanently we would probably come to wrestling every Friday, like these people. It's Millersville, not much else to do.

p.s. does anyone know what a toliet is?









3 comments:

  1. oh my!! and yeah...i guess a toliet is something you pee in upside down....if thats not right...then heck! I dont know!

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  2. Certainly sounds like a fun evening!!

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